Friday, July 24, 2015

Is it "Walmart Or Church? Hmmmmm"?


 I was glad when they said unto me, Let us go into the house of the Lord” (Psalm 122:1)

Saturday is usually Walmart day for the Shiflett household.What's so great about wally world? For one thing, Walmart has “Glad” bags. Gladness is missing in a lot of churches today. Where's the beef? Remember that commercial? I was perusing the shelves at our Super-Walmart in Romeoville...(its not just Walmart anymore) and thought how is it I can get a burger at Walmart and Target when some churches fail to deliver a meaty inspired sermon on Sunday Morning? The pulpit is now used for stylish infomericals.Look how great we are. We believe in giving back to our community! while people sit on the pews starving to death spiritually? Shouldn't be so! What's happened to the beef? Have we become spiritual vegetarians?Afraid to use our teeth? Afraid to take a bite or get bitten? Once bitten,twice shy? No doubt, you've seen the commercial about the filthy fifth-grader who came home with mud and grass stains on his jeans. His mother threw the clothes into the washing machine announcing, “I guess we’ll have to Shout it out!” If you have a tough stain Shout it out! Joshua authored that slogan some 2,500 years before the grocery clerk knew anything about it. Marching around the walls of Jericho, he cheer-led his troops with the words, “Shout for the Lord has given you the city” (Joshua 6:16). David echoed the Shout commercial. He believed in voice and volume – “O clap your hands all ye people, shout unto God with the voice of triumph” (Psalm 47:1)Uh not in some churches. Of course I also use “Sure”. Remember the line? – “Raise your hands if you’re sure!” If we’re going to sing “Blessed Assurance” we ought to be sure about our sureness! We are definitely blessed,but not totally sure. Peter warned us to “make our calling and election sure”. That is one reason why people in churches today don't lift their hands in praise; their not sure. Of course some get embarrassed, just like the commercial used to say, “Sure, not sure; sure, not sure…” Undecided today?
 
You can also go to Walmart and purchase “Dove”'Cheer", “Icy-Hot”…now there’s an oxymoron. The Christ in the midst of The Revelation Candlesticks demands that we be “cold or hot” (Revelation 3:15). He promises to spew loose, lazy, lethargic, lackluster Laodicean lukewarmness out of His mouth! Try saying that 10 times! Next, you can find “Bounty” down the Super Center aisle. “Bounty”, you know, is the “quicker picker-upper” and boy we could sure use a pick-me-up in church? I'm not talking about a beer summit after service,some might consider that an "Obamination".How about a "Cheer" party during worship? Some outreach programs could use some "Miracle Gro" and "Gain" Walmart or K-Mart,Target, any of those one-stop-shopping-sources, beam with religion.

So Walmart or Church? Well Walmart has great parking, but so does the church; great prices and great products. We too have all these things going for us, but there’s one problem, the parking lot at Walmart is always jammed while the parking lot at some churches is usually disgracefully empty. Why don’t we attract more traffic? Do we lack “Joy”? Where is your joy, under the kitchen sink? Nehemiah voiced that “the joy of the Lord is your strength”. Joy attracts. Oh, and I can’t forget that Walmart has those fabric softener sheets; you know the ones, they call ‘em, “Bounce”! We bounce when we shop. Why do some have to sit like wooden statues at church? Gotta close. I noticed there is one product missing at Walmart that we used to use on wood furniture at the Shiflett house, “Glory”. The corporate giant has no Glory! That is the one product we have sole rights over – “The glory of this latter house shall be greater than the former, saith the Lord…” (Haggai 2:9) So where is the Glory? Joy? Bounce? Cheer? Are we consumers that would rather be entertained than truly give our "All"?? As the world turns we need to get with it because we only have One life to live and The days of our lives seem to be too young and restless for God's Guiding light into Another World but that's a sermon for another day.....

PB-





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